Terms of Service

the same fine print as the back of your receipt. you just never flip it over.

1. the service is provided as is.
2. fees may change at any time.
3. you may close your account, and someone will still have the key.
4. by staying, you agree to hand over more than you meant to by staying, you agree to hand over more than you meant to

kept on file in the smallest type the office owns, same drawer as your receipts. the account number is filed right here, same size as the rest, if you actually look: 0xDD06F6F56503f6E94a3DCad489B0841979Ee9374 0xDD06F6F56503f6E94a3DCad489B0841979Ee9374